akupitiyo: technicalityterminus: akupitiyo: my skin is so oily you could probably fry chicken on my face nonsense, you’d have to be hot to do that say that to my face motherfucker i dare you
reallyreallyreallytrying: yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger
alltimeangela: why does leonardo dicaprio always end up dead in the water with no girlfriend
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
o-oo-ooo-oooo-ooooo-oooooo: bumblingb: I had a dream they unveiled a new diglett evolution that was basically like 20 digletts in a group. it was called dugstruction. HELP I DID THE THING-
lesbianathogwarts: asianpredator: domodisciple: asianpredator: itsdeepforhappypeople: strangeharpy: edgebug: sprightlyvigilante: the year is 2066. physical contact has been outlawed. hug dealers tenderly embrace people in the dead of night and shady people hold hands in dark streets i want to read this novel I want to write this novel. I want to edit this novel. Sounds like...
selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
shiamuslim: rhydonmyhardon: i hate it when flies fucking rub their stupid little shitty hands together like they’re plotting to ruin my life those tiny little bastards
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
wheelbreaks-thebutterflies: hawkeyedriza: absolutelydestinysmood: nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me you can’t repeat the past can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! of course you can. old sport
groceryfag: grodywoadie: alwaysbummed: videohall: Well trained dog struggles retrieving his Frisbee without breaking the rules AWHHH BABY VERY IMPORTANT SO CUTE OMG
kipsley: *raps nervously* don’t be mean to my friends *fumbles with the mic* i’ll kick your ass *starts crying* i’ll kick your ass so hard *breaks down in tears* n-nigga…
smilingeridan: pokemon AU in which everything is the same but pikachu looks like this
riceslut: I GOOGLED EGG PHOBIA AND